brotoro:

film idea:
white girl with long brown hair is living in a dystopian society. she is different, though. she can punch things. she punches things and changes the world.

  • wake up: exhausted
  • 12 pm: exhausted
  • 3 pm: fucking exhausted
  • 5 pm: really fucking exhausted
  • 7 pm: about to pass out
  • bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns

brozoi:

9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird

  • me: I'm so busy with school and work I don't have time for like, anything
  • me: lays in bed for 3 hours in the afternoon fucking around on the internet
showerisamazing:
“planetsoda:
“officialmcdonaldsblog:
“pikachucastiel:
“ghostofbucky:
“ getinthefuckingjaeger:
“ nostopdasgay:
“ catslock:
“ condelimoncio:
“  MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
”
THAT’S CHEATING
”
This is a blatant violation of trust
”
YOU LYING...

showerisamazing:

planetsoda:

officialmcdonaldsblog:

pikachucastiel:

ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

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did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????

YES

OBVIOUSLY

How I imagine a cconversation between the Emo Trinity would go:

yeralizardharrywut:

Fall Out Boy: *walks in mental hospital* Hey, guys. How is it going, I see you’re on, Er, Hiatus.

My Chemical Romance: *rocking back and forth* They released a new song. They released a new song.

Panic! At the Disco: We’re not as bad, but it’s fun in here, you should come back.

Fall Out Boy: *laughs* *whispers* Who said I left?

Panic! At the Disco: oH SNAP.

My Chemical Romance: SHOTS FIRED!

Fall Out Boy: *laughs maniacally*

  • Me: *In my car listening to Fall Out Boy with the windows down*
  • Random driver next to me: "Who's that?"
  • Me: "Fall Out Boy."
  • Random driver: "Oh, they suck."
  • Me: *Leans forward and turns up the volume*
  • Me: "Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of their success."
  • Me: *Drives off leaving him speechless*